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He-Man
I'm a real person.
Are you?
It must be great not to be real,
not to have to worry
about ponging in public
or how to stop the hairs growing
out of your nose.
I wish I could be He-Man
with furry knickers
and a sword stuck
down the back of my jumper,
and never need to go for a piss
in moments of crisis.
(I wonder where the toilets are
in Eternia....)
I could talk American
and be simple-minded
and schizophrenic
knowing I'll always win
(It's written in!)
Instead of sitting here
scratching my head
and wondering how
it'll all turn out in...
THE END
(He-Man first appeared in issue six of the Writer's Muse magazine.)
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